tɹuːli juːs.ləs: steɪ ɪnˈfɔrmd ænd ˈɪmˌprɛs jʊər frɛndz.

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Saturday, April 8, 2023

#CompareContrast: Dust Bunnies: Pets vs. Meat

Pets
  • Pros:
    • Relatively docile.
    • Represented in folklore as "the three hairs".
  • Cons:
    • A bit clingy to their owners.
    • Ability to propagate without much attention.
Meat
  • Pros:
    • Roasters and stewers come well-seasoned.
    • Easily-removed pelts.
  • Cons:
    • Some may have bugs.
    • Only reliable recipe is for hasenswiffer.

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