In Memoriam: 2026 Politcal Advertisements

Truly Useless Observances for Nov. 2026

Riffs: The Beatles - The Inner Light

Headlines: Go-karts Stop Carts

Name This Action Figure #23

Headlines: Early Voting Ends Humanely

Truly Useless Questionnaire #34

Topics this session include:

• The best thing about a weekly live program
• Aspects of your phone number
• Things that came first, again
• People voted off the island

Riffs: Paul Simon - Leaves That Are Green

Fun with Translations: Αν οι κατηγορίες είναι ψευδείς, τότε πολέμησε.

Fun with Opposites: "Generals And Majors" ∴ "Specifics and Miners"