Riffs: U2 - 4th of July

Headlines: Belgium, Man. Belgium.

Riffs: U2 - 4th of July

Headlines: Attorney General Ken Paxton Secures Over 7 Million Free Aborted Chicken Fetuses For Texans as Part of Antitrust Settlement with Country’s Largest Egg Producers

Riffs: Bruce Springsteen - 4th of July, Asbury Park (Sandy)

Headlines: Chicagoans Mixed On Spending Saturday In The Park

Riffs: Stan Freberg & Byron Kane - Declaration of Independence: "A Man Can't Be Too Careful What He Signs These Days"

Buzz: Watch 70 Uncles Named Sam Try To Piddle, Twiddle and Resolve!

Riffs: David Bowie - I’m Afraid of Americans

Riffs: Kelis - 4th of July (Fireworks)