Riffs: Squeeze - Why Don't You

April Taxing: Hotel, Motel, Hominidae Inn

Headlines: Metric System Deemed DEI, For Some Reason

Riffs: The Raconteurs - Steady, as She Goes

April Taxing: Promoting an itsy bitsy teenie weenie orangish colored mankini

Riffs: Liz Cooper - Slice of Life

Six Words: Elevator out of service! Feeling uplifted!

April Taxing: Not installing sneeze guards during funeral home viewings

Debunking Teleportation From Manila to Mexico

Riffs: Kings of Leon - To Space