Fun with Statistics: 13% of people who are told "you rock" assume they are sedimentary, when they're more likely sedentary.

Riffs: Linda Ronstadt - How Do I Make You

Headlines: You Don't Have To Help To Work Here But It Be Crazy!

Riffs: Jesse Jackson - I Am – Somebody

Buzz: Local Pedant Shames 70 Acronyms That Are Not Real Words!

Riffs: Bum Farto The Musical

Six Words: I'm your protector like oxo is!

Headlines: Thousands likely exposed to black mold on classic Disney World ride

Headlines: Jewel Thief Escapes On Donkey

Sunday Graph: x=42, y=26