Monday Horse: Absolute and Soda (b.2022)

Six Words: Pinch! Poke! You own me coke!

Headlines: The Future Is About To Steak!

Buzz: In Memoriam: 70 Victims Of Wars On Abstract Concepts Remembered!

Fun with Anagrams: "Maxed out" ∴ "Um, a detox"

Fun with Statistics: 8% of people who pick their nose say they don't know what to do with what they find.

Fun with Numbers: 410,911 other beautiful words other than tariffs!

Headlines: We Mark Bulle-eye On The Screwworm Fly (clap, clap, clap, clap) Deep in the Heart of Texas

Riffs: John Philip Sousa - Comrades of the Legion

Fun with Opposites: "Cut and dry" ∴ "Mend and moist"