April Taxing: So-called "exclusive offers" on the ship of fools

April Taxing: Incensed peppermint

April Taxing: Hotel, Motel, Hominidae Inn

April Taxing: Promoting an itsy bitsy teenie weenie orangish colored mankini

April Taxing: Not installing sneeze guards during funeral home viewings

April Taxing: Not knockin' a hundred dollars off that Trucoat

April Taxing: Watching Old Episodes of Jumpcut Paradise

April Taxing: Oral hershising

April Taxing: Un-unskinny bop

April Taxing: Blackfriars Redcurrant

April Taxing: Irving Finkel cosplaying

April Taxing: Eating Cheetos While Playing Clue

April Taxing: Well-rounded cubists

April Taxing: Panic in Detroit At The Disco!

April Taxing: Organic North American scum

April Taxing: Vending machine toenail clippers in California

April Taxing: Fahrvergnügen that's gone too far

April Taxing: Saucy sheriffs

April Taxing: Three feet in one grave

April Taxing: (Ooh-ah) A little bit more