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Truly Useless Observances for April 2026

Thursday, December 5, 1996

Top 10 Rejected Reindeer Names

  • 10. Sneezy
  • 9. Beavis
  • 8. Lady Franchesca Mulgé
  • 7. Drink Mixer
  • 6. Bob
  • 5. Gidget
  • 4. Morris (sorry, that's a cat)
  • 3. His Grooviness
  • 2. Weezer
  • 1. Barrett

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