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Monday, July 30, 2001

#Curios: "Intoxication, Lewdness Call Out Police"

Williamson County Sun (Georgetown, Texas); page 5A
July 25, 2001

Police Blotter - July 18

At a grocery store on the 600 block of Austin Avenue, a 27-year-old lawn specialist from Round Rock was arrested at 12:46 a.m. on charges of public lewdness.

The store was in the process of closing when employees noticed a customer was still inside.

A male employee found the male customer between two aisles with his shorts and underwear pulled down around his ankles.

The man was bent over and inserting a can of Big and Sexy brand hair spray lubricated with Suave lotion into his rectum. He told arresting officers he was attempting to sexually gratify himself. He was taken to jail.

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