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Tuesday, December 7, 2004

#Verses: A General Prologue For Christmas Decorations In Our Office

Whan that December when the decorating begins
And rumours are wild of which group always wins.
We attempted to try and we did our best,
But it was hard keeping up with most of the rest.
We picked up a branch outside building B
And hacked it with scissors leaving plenty of debris.
Then we talked a few people into tossing on stuff
Left from the breakroom until said, "Enough!"
Then the bundle of lights were thrown all in stupor,
Here now someone said, "Wow, that thing looks super!"
Disagree we could not at our ten-minute attempt
Of something maybe spirited with few dollars spent!
Pictures of managers, we thought added a spark,
But don't tell them they're here. Please – don't be the nark.
So call it an eyesore or a complete waste of time,
But we got the brass tacks and you're reading this rhyme.
What does that mean, you ask with mind wary?
We might try harder next year -- oh, and good Christmas, Merry!

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