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Thursday, June 25, 2009

#Sherds: Building Re-Named For Margaret Houston

The Board of Regents recently approved renaming Academic Building II to the Margaret Lea Houston Building. What do you think?

"Like, what did she ever do for the university?"
Angelina Carlson; sophomore, general studies

"Of Sam’s former wives, this is the one I’d name something after, too."
Dr. Howard Lane; Ph.D.; assistant professor of geometry

"At this rate, there'll be some conspiracy in a few years explaining why the university didn't name a building after 2."
Peri Wicker; senior, gender studies

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