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Name This Action Figure #16

Saturday, July 27, 2019

Curios: A Nice Velvet Vest, So At Least You Got Some Accessories

  • ...makes it on this list because it’s what an action figure really shouldn’t be: Boring.
  • Nevermind that the figure looks like a Gremlin and an Ewok somehow managed to birth a child. 
  • The figure’s neck would only extend when you twisted its waist, which limits the already very niche ability even more. 
  • No child, in the history of children, has ever expressed a desire to have their action figures smell like a cheap in-car air freshener.
"He-Man: The 15 Worst Toys Ever", CBR; Aug. 3, 2017.

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