The Harvest That Almost Wasn't

There once was a harvest that almost wasn't.
Almost wasn't. Almost wasn't.
There once was a harvest that almost wasn't
Until Howie did arrive.

Now Howie's a copper who's prim and proper
Prayer dropper, Willow - stop her!
Now Howie's a copper who's prim and proper
and he just wants to find the girl.

May, May, first of May! Dance around the pole and come what may!
Hey! Hey! Don't delay!
If there's not a harvest we should pray!

Now the lord of the isle had quite a story
Allegory. Hand of glory.
Now the lord of the isle had quite a story,
now Howie stands in a cage

So that was the harvest that almost wasn't
Almost wasn't. Almost wasn't.
Yes that was the harvest that almost wasn't
but it won't ever happen again --