Truly Useless 2024 Atlantic Hurricane Season Names

The Atlantic hurricane season is the period in a year, from June 1 through November 30, when tropical or subtropical cyclones are most likely to form in the North Atlantic Ocean. Tropical and subtropical cyclones that reach tropical storm intensity are named from a pre-determined list. Since 1953, storms were named from lists originated by the National Hurricane Center. They are now maintained and updated through a strict procedure by an international committee of the World Meteorological Organization. That sounded a bit stuffy, so here are our suggestions for the names of the storms during the 2024 Atlantic hurricane season.

1. Alamode
2. Beardruff
3. Chalone
4. Deaner
5. Ereption
6. Frafra
7. Gobioid
8. Headwark
9. Isitolotolo
10. Jocundity
11. Kiddywink
12. Leakance
13. Miaower
14. Naenia
15. Oscheocele
16. Padle
17. Ragee
18. Salara
19. Tolliker
20. Vaalie
21. Wimpy